MC BIFDA'S LYRICS

Me and Eddie took a trip to town, lets cause sum mayhem Eddie r u down ,yes Bifda its time to go sick ,the crazy mo fo whiped out his dick ,seen a fit bird the target is locked, her fella was big so his nosed got poped ,then we heard the sirens of the squad ,took the bitch to an entry n she got nobbed ,poor Asha got nicked 4 rape ,y I’m out side sniffing flake

FREEZE! Everybody get down ,up, down ,left , right ,time to hit town , time to take this shit to the underground, everybody in the place ye rocking right now
I said FREEZE! ,it’s the BIFDA MC alive and kicking on the M.I.C


RYME 1.

EYE SPY WITH MY LIL EYE
DNT B SHY LOVE SHOW US UR PIE
MC BIFDA GONNA TAKE U HIGH
U WANNA KNO Y ,ILL TELL U Y
IT’S COZ IM SO GOOD LOOKIN
GIRL DO U WANT TO SMELL WAT BIFD’S COOKIN
IF U DO U DO & IF U DNT U DNT
MAKE THE RONG DECISIOIN N ILL SLIT UR THROAT


RYME 2.

UVE GOT THE SAFE ,
IVE GOT THE COBANATION
MC BIFDA WKD REVALATION
UP,DOWN,LEFT & RIGHT
BLOW THE BITCH UP WITH DYNAMITE
THAT’S RIGHT I KID U NOT
IM UNUIQLEY SKILLED JUST LIKE A SWAT
IM HOT AND FULL OF POTENTIAL
MAN LIKE ME IM SO ESENTIAL

RYME 3.

PIK UP THE RIZLA
BANG THE GREEN IN
IM AN MC TO GET U SCREAMIN , DREAMIN
ON ECSTACY , WHIZZ , PILLS ,COKE ,AND GHB
COME AGAIN NO TIME TO WASTE
ECONAMICAL G NO TIME TO WASTE
TOO MUCH DRUGS NOW IM IN SPACE
SO FAR AWAY FROM THE HUMAN RACE
BUT FUK IT IM THE ULTIMATE GURNER
AVIN CONVERSATION WITH TINA TURNER
I NO ITS DAFT BUT THAT’S JUST ME A DAY IN THE LIFE OF L.S.D

WHEN U HEAR ME RHYME , I WANT TO C TEARS ,HARSH REMARKS AS SHARP AS SPEARS, FEARS, WHAT HAUNT UR DREAMS, WILD FANTACIES ABOUT BEAN STALK BEANS , I CAN BE MEAN , LEAN ,WITH A TOP COMPOSIER , MC BIFDA WITH A WKD EXPOSURE , YES IM NAUGHTY BY NATURE , PLUG U WITH A STRAW N START TO INFLATE YA , C ME RYHES R SIKNESS , IVE GOT HORRIFIC FLOW SO I DNT NEED QUICKNESS , IVE GOT IT LIKE BUT I DNT WANNA USE IT I RYME SO FAT ID RATHER ABUSE IT!! USE IT TO THE INSTRUMENTAL,MAN LIKE ME IM SO ESENTUAL,POTENTIAL TO ANOTHER LEVEL, BLACK MAGIC JUST LIKE THE DEVIL, OOPS IVE COMMITED A SIN , CHOP OF A LIMB N PUT IT IN THE BIN , IM A MC ,NEW EGGS HATCHIN ,, BAD BOY DJ BEAT MATCHIN

UNDER AND OVER, OVER AND UNDER FIRST COMES THE LIGHTNING THEN COMES THE THUNDER , MC BIFDA BAD BOY WONDER ,LYRICAL REBEL SOUND SEDUCTA , PUNCH YA RIGHT IN THE JAW, EVERY TIME I RYME I MAKE IT HARCORE MC BIFDA RIP IT UP RAW , I WANNA C EVERY 1 UPON THE DANCEFLOOR ,COOR -OR _DAN_A_TOR - BIFDA MC WILL ELIMENATE YA ,RIPPI RAP RIPA UPON YHE MIC’A ALL OF DA FERM ILL GET U HYPA ,SUPERCALICOGIC AIMING SNIPA!!

This relation ship will never last , just bend over girl and let me give it to your gash , just one last time to perfect my rhyme , its either heads or tales it’s time to flick the dime , in fact I’m going in the army hold my head high , strong like salami , its gonna b bad with no poonani, which leaves me time to strengthen my body, then when I cum home ill b mr muscle rippin people off I am the real hustle , wap pow crunch munch u for lunch , going real sick like the Bradey bunch , I’m tuff ,when the goin gets ruff , girl I sure do miss ur muff , sitting in my room just walls and scurtains , just bring me back ur tight beef curtains.
Its stressing me out not having u not here , I hope uve been faaith full girl its been a year , coz if I come home n theres another sucker , you’ll b sorry u fuking hooker

I DNT LOOK BANGO COZ I WEAR A BRACE, GRAFTIN CARS THEY WERE THE DAYS, MEMBA DA TIME WE ROBBED A BEEMER , WE WAS OFF YA SHUD OF SEEN US , GOT IN HANBRAKE OFF,CLUTCH IN , CLUTCH OUT, IT’S TIME TO FUK OFF, ACELARATOR DOWN PUNCHED IT IN TO 3RD SO BLADDERED WE BONNETED A NERD, DEN WE HERD DA SIRENS OF DA MATRIX , OMG LA I CNT TAKE DIS , JUMPED OUT DA CAR WID STEERING LOCK , HEY MR MATRIX YA HEADS BEEN POPPED , DIS WAS DA TIME TO B ON TOES IM DA MC BIFDA DATS DA WAY IT GOES

This relation ship will never last , just bend over girl and let me give it to your gash , just one last time to perfect my rhyme , its either heads or tales it’s time to flick the dime , in fact I’m going in the army hold my head high , strong like salami , its gonna b bad with no poonani, which leaves me time to strengthen my body, then when I cum home ill b mr muscle rippin people off I am the real hustle , wap pow crunch munch u for lunch , going real sick like the Bradey bunch , I’m tuff ,when the goin gets ruff , girl I sure do miss ur muff , sitting in my room just walls and scurtains , just bring me back ur tight beef curtains.
Its stressing me out not having u not here , I hope uve been faaith full girl its been a year , coz if I come home n theres another sucker , you’ll b sorry u fuking hooker

JESUS GIRL YA BEANS LIKE MALTEASER , LEGS APART BITCH N LET ME SUCK ON UR BEAVER , IM EAGER , THATS THE WAY IT GOES JUST BEND OVER BABY N TOUCH UR TOES , USE HOES IM SO HORNY , LIIGHT , CAMERA , ACTION LETS MAKE SUM PORNY